i was trying to buy buffalo mozzeralla today, when amanda helpfully told me it was closed on sun.s. so i went to that place on court street that sells expensive clothes, but has an extensive sale rack. i bought myself some medieval page corduroys that are also leggings. i think they are okay. the woman who owns it was super-weird. her shopgirl had a retainer and a mouth full of braces and was nice.

it's a good thing i now have some dark green corduroy pants. i guess. soon i am going to buy some shirts at cinders gallery.


it might freak the people i work with out if i show up all fashioned out like the above. but i guess that is their problem.

also, today i was doing some pretend shopping at bluefly.com. what was i doing when i wasn't speaking to anyone for a straight year? well, i was looking at clothing websites online and learning what "sass and bide" brand jeans were. this period of reflection and research came in handy once when i was working at beacon's closet: a rabbit-like woman held up a shirt that said "grail" on it and asked for a "2nd" which is the pretentious beacon's closet term for people not being able to have their own opinions about what clothes to buy in. i was able to say "that's grail. it's on bluefly." i learned about bluefly from megan colletta in high school college. it is good for buying stuff on if you need to like, go to a ball, even a pretentious ball

character traits people have:
self confidence

i hope this kitten does not try to take down a herd of hyenas.
perspicacity

uh to be continued, i forget the other character traits.