i was having a good time experienceing all that upper manhattan has to offer in terms of jews. just the other night i was sitting in a stupid restaurant at 71st and columbus about to go to therapy when this total jew lady stereotype starting talking all this jew talk on the phone. jews are always saying inappropriate shit on the phone about money and health in public.
then i went out to dinner with my mom and dad, & my mom's cousins richard and danny and their wives (they live on the ues and in teaneck new jersey respectively) and they started talking about sylvia, richard and danny's mom, who lives on the uws and is totally old and fragile, about how crazy she is and how she demanded to go to this madison square garden concert because she wanted to experience the "whoop de doo", except she bought ONE ticket for herself, in a wheelchair, to go see NEIL DIAMOND, except really she went to see neil young. etc etc it was pretty weird. i hate my mom and dad because they act like rubes but whatever. my point is, if you want to see some jews in action, you should probably bring a friend because it is such a freaking stereotype and it's fun to laugh at.
my immediate family is barely jewish so i never knew what emily ogden was really referring to when she was making jun of jews, like i didn't realize it was real.
awesome non jew related article
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