Saturday, April 12, 2008

LA

hi i am listening to the impossibly cool sonng LA by the impossibly cool band "the fall". all the beautiful flowers fell off the tree outside my window and tender green leaves are there. hopefully i am going to buy some cool boox at barnes and nobles in bethesda and maybe like some expensive body unguents at aveda herbal essences. was watching the wood a movie i have always wanted see and inhabit. hung out with mikey nite (cool transliteration) of the tenlietown nites and was grumpie and my legs almost fell off because i am inbred-giraffe-like most of the time.
i wanted to transcribe this time once in high school to show how nerdy my friends were back then. okay it was the last day of summer before like, 8th grade or maybe 9th grade fuck it i don't remember. we went to see "wagons east" the world's worst movie. perhaps rob schnieder is in it. it is possibly a rob schnieder western. anyway we get there when it's already preview starting and it turns out the people in front of us are these boys from school in our grade. one of them was this weasely cool guy named jed. i don't really mean to call him weasely. he was a little sleazily and weazily and tanned and very skinny and pretty silly. i don't know where he is these days. anyway he turned around and started fucking with us and was like "hey girls. i dropped my knife? would you mind searching under my [movie theater] seat for it?" i mean duh, i am from bethesda chevy chase obviously there is not reason for this person to own a knife. so i like begin to sneer at him and on either side of me my two friends bend down and start waving their hands under his seat. ew gross movie theather! also wtf? so gullible. this is how dorky my friends were. i deserve slave reparations. why am i telling this story? "i dropped my knife". yeah einstein.
i miss you guys.

4 comments:

Neil said...

I like how strung out brix looks in the video...

but then like in this interview she's all like so obviously on top of her shit....

in this interview

wtf?

I think pterodactyl is playing a house show in Davis tonight...
I should go huh?

Chelsea said...

This part sounds like a Hold Steady song:

"he was a little sleazily and weazily and tanned and very skinny and pretty silly."

I think I have a cold because I'm wearing my bathrobe and that NEVER happens.

Jeffrey Max said...

Jed's joke was to get girls to touch a movie theater floor by pretending to own a knife?

He sounds kind of awesome.

theponyproblem said...

the girl who touched the floor also really, really liked garfield and used to read massive amounts of it while i was over at her house.