there's a funny part in season one of "weeds" in which mary louise parkers (hard name to remember) character calls kevin nealon's character an idiot, and kevin nealon corrects her and says that he is an idiot savant. i just ruined that part for everyone, sorry. anyway,
smoking pot is bad for you. here are the reasons why.
a) acting stupid
b) getting arrested
c) eventually getting cancer
d) being mistaken for someone who appreciates the "kitschy" appeal of "reefer madness"
e) mistaking yourself for a bad person
f) feeling awful and freaked out
g) wasting your money
h) wandering around in a drug haze
i) joe reeferhead
also, smoking cigarettes, for reasons c, d, and g.
also, drinking alcohol, for reasons g and h. except drinking one drink a day is good for your heart.
okay and i am editing this post after neil already commented on it.
i also wanted to Add that the band "the high strung" is pretty good. my mom's co-worker scott eury burned me some mix cd called "guided by hrabel" that contains all sort of music i would never have found the time to "check out" & listen to, such as the high strung, the arctic monkeys, clap your hands say yeah, oranger, the clientele, giant drag. ie, bands that dan chaon, listens to and possibly chelsea. also, i head, josh rosen. by the time i finally burned scott some cds, i learned that he was fired. i think all he did all day was burn cds.
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Um, are you taking money from the Ad Council??? Your list is missing funding terrorism,
Also, "being alive" fits a, c, e, f and g. The cops came to my house at midnight last night, looking for some guy named Ernie!!!
also new reason "i) joe reeferhead"
who is joe reeferhead
are you joe reeferhead? it's something i was trying to explain (remember the guy who stole the womb chair, that guy michael who lived in tank? mr. giggles? he was explaining to me outside of wilder how he broke into all the oberlin establishments at night, and how he was going to ride his bike cross-country and screw pot into the bike frame? that guy, i was trying to explain) to the baby polar bear guy who was recently hired by gimme coffee (like, in july), and he said casually, "oh like 'joe reeferhead'".
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